welcome to hell
I don't even know anymore

bitchpuddinq:

why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body

(Source: dumbgay)


partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

vintageeveryday:

Two men kissing in a photobooth in 1953.

vintageeveryday:

Two men kissing in a photobooth in 1953.


falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens)


coolstepdad:

Make me food and I’ll make you cum


communistbakery:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

another

(Source: bbanjo)


vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 


aer-e:

i hate it when music videos have those really long intros like i just want to listen to music i ain’t got time to watch a two minute long intro that doesn’t make sense 

(Source: feat)


fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

(Source: zerogoukki)

I thought boys chased girls you see, and because the boys are faster they catch the girls. But it actually turns out the girl runs deliberately slowly so the boys can catch ‘emA quote from having the ‘sex’ talk with my Grandad (via imjustbeingfriendly)

detrea:

The premise of minimum wage, when it was introduced, was that a single wage earner should be able to own a home and support a family.  That was what it was based on; a full time job, any job, should be able to accomplish this.

The fact people scoff at this idea if presented nowadays, as though the people that ring up your groceries or hand you your burgers don’t deserve the luxury of a home and a family, is disgusting.


realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed