welcome to hell
I don't even know anymore

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(Source: grossmidousuji)


phukers:

hey, I was wondering if your gang offered health insurance 


strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

(Source: styleenvious)


thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have


dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING


latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos)

Some people smoke,
others drink, and others fall in love,
each one dies from a different way.
(via difficult)

diggory-andthe-cap:

averagefairy:

averagefairy:

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 

But did we invent it or discover it


mulders:

all the white men you love will disappoint you


gypsums:

im just an asshole with feelings

breakinq:

following back tons

breakinq:

following back tons

(Source: hhhoneybeee)


esexist:

guys im literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster then me

(Source: diqqity)


relahvant:

i don’t understand how there are people who don’t listen to music ever like

are you people okay??????